Time to spice up your sex life?

Some couples out there slip into the role of being a comfortable pair of old shoes and when that happens, it’s usually the time to spice up that old non-existent sex life. So what’s the remedy? Well try taking a trip to Omnipotent. I was in convent class and was interrupted by a loud ding a ling ring by my boss, Ammon. He called me and told me to get my ass to Omnipotent and check the place out pronto as it was definitely a place for me! What he meant by that God knows as I’m such a conservative soul. So I arrive there and what am I confronted with? Poses and animation balls ranging from “Trampling Domination” to “Amazing Footjobs.”

Now, I’ve seen some pretty far our sex animation poseballs in my time in Second Life, but this place really does take it to the extreme. Upon tripping over the “violent doggy” poseball set, I stumbled across something called “slapstick combat.” The item carries the slogan, “most effective way to settle disputes.” So the next time you and your partner have that all important row, be sure to have a “slapstick combat” poseball set handy so you can settle your dispute by bitch-slapping each other silly. As you can clearly see from the picture above, I was most shocked at many of the items I discovered. Naturally, I wouldn’t be caught engaging in such activities as these poseball sets warrant *coughs*.

For those of you out there who do like to dabble in the most extreme, then be sure to check out the “lick your pussy everywhere” and “gang bang” poseballs. Just don’t blame me if you’re walking funny the next day after over using any of these items. Ever tried helicopter sex? Well if you’re inclined to do so, there’s also a poseball set to enable you to do just that, if you’re not sure what that entails exactly, I’ll leave that one for you to checkout personally. For the more perverted among you, there’s the “upskirt hand peep” poseball, but I wouldn’t recommend using that one on your first date assuming your partner wears a skirt! There’s also a “woman shish kebab” poseball, but I’ll leave that one for your imagination.

Most of these items from Omnipotent are priced between the 200 – 500 Linden price range. Obviously, the creator, Vijay Uggla has invested a lot of time in creating the animations and they may not be for everybody, but if you are intrigued and want to check out his animations, then all can be demo tested before buying by visiting his store in world at http://slurl.com/secondlife/Memussi/66,236,54 – have fun and remember to keep it on the fly!