It has come to my attention, and caused deep consternation, that yet another SCANDAL is brewing in Second Life, this time involving, directly, the infamous DJ and Club Owner Adham DeCuir, of BLU Dancebar fame.
Some of you may know that recently, this individual added a "Pumpkin Patch" at the outskirts of his land, and has invited visitors to observe and enjoy the melons neatly cached within.
On Monday night, 10/6/2008, an "after hours" gathering was held among the pulchritudinous punkins, and this event, sprinkled liberally with plastic cups of various concoctions of dubious content and nature, resulted in an incident of debauchery unrivaled in Second Life, heretofore.
This malicious molester of melons, DJ Adham, has dragged the noble fruit of the ground-grown vine to the very depths of sin and self-abuse, as this photograph attests.
I have it on good authority that in RL, he also has been known to abuse certain members of the cucumber and zucchini family, as well, and his activities are being reported to the Vegan Center for the Prevention of Vegetable Vicissitudes, forthwith!
Please, if you visit the Pumpkin Patch, treat these noble melons kindly, and walk with care among them, refraining from loud or boisterous behaviour until such time as they have fully recovered from Monday night's horrible example of Punkin Perversion.
To witness the aftermath of these unspeakable crimes, please visit the
Blu Pumpkin Patch.
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We have a lot going on behind the scenes.The proper authorities have been notified because we do not take death threats/threats of any kind towards ANYONE lightly. We will resume back to normal as soon as possible.
