BIG PAINE THEORY

BIG PAINE IN THE ASS! Syriana Paine is every club owners worst PAINE! She's got them speeding away like professional NASCAR drivers! Her delusional diva DJ attitude is leaving club owners small crowds these days with a big price. Pain's behind the scenes club politicking are biting her in the ass and leaving her DJ schedule with large gaps. "She was driving business away," #1 club owner said. "She is shelf ass" #2 club owner added. The truth is, she is making a lot of people uncomfortable who only want to have a good time. At inVd we hear she is being fired all over the place and more is on the way. She is "only nice for one thing, the Lindens", #3 club owner wanted to finally add. These days it looks like Paine has only lint and mints in her pixel purse.

This past month inVd had paid a noobie to go and tip 25L to Paine and she didn't even say thank you. He immediately asked her to play a song and she also didn't respond. We can only hope for next time.

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WE NEED AIR: I and Ammon never laughed so hard in our second lives. We just wish we could give the the anonynous creator credit for his creativity and being being highly imaginative. We really hope for a sequel in the future and maybe next time a bit longer. HEHE anyone spending their days following, thinking, blogging, and making videos about us we find very chattering. Mission completed at inVd. You know you love us, admit it.

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Jason and Ammon
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Makes SNOW SENSE

inVd WEATHER ISLAND PARTY. On March 03, Jason and I decided to throw a early spring break get together at Weather Channel Island. It was Radical dudes! 45 slebrities attended in high spirits. I spotted fashions of Redgrave, the Zoo, CDD, Valiant, Armidi and SF designs amongst the most fashionable crowd. Ice skating, sledding, snowboarding and the other other cold weather activities are a great way to get together and have a blast. By the end of the party some of us were all little sloshed and we felt like an avalanche occurred on our screens. Good times and hi5 spring breakers 09.
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Weather/113/5/27

Store of the week! AITUI

Designer of AITUI, Jesseaitui Petion, has been one of my personal favorites in cutting-edge SL fashion for quite a while. AITUI has been ranking tops among SLebrities for having designs that are not only wearable but have a distinct edge and flair. At any given time, you can find some of the top names in SL browsing Jesseaitui's latests creations. His boutiques are filled with everything you need to go from one of the crowd to something more uniquely you. From sexy skins and tattoos to a phenomenal range of clothing and accessories, AITUI has got you covered. Be sure to visit his unforgettable flagship store to discover for yourself the reason AITUI is a brand gracing the bodies of the hottest avatars in SL.
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Aitui/128/128/41

TALKIN' TRASH DEPT: Eddi Haskell

EDDIE HASKELL-is hauling out trash filled garbage bags! So many emails and Ims are coming in agreeing with the post THE CURSE OF HIMSELF. (54) Eddi Haskell's is now forever named trash bag. The desperate Eddi begs anyone to dump his junk on, explaining he's paranoid that people know he is lying and is caught. NEWS FLASH Eddi your last ditch effort to LIE failed and people know. Everyone knows your hateful demenor in our second lives. The rock bottom delusional Eddi who traded his rl for an sl life these days and will do anything to preseve his self suicide name Eddi Haskell. "He definetly HIT ROCK BOTTOM and there is no recovery" friends of Eddi's are saying. Now he is attacking verterans and supporting homophobics. Pixel soy lattes and people trusting you are over but look on the bright side you have rl and your right hand. THERE IS SUCH A THING REAL LIFE AND REAL SEX!!!!!

I will persoanlly answer all your emails. invmagazine@gmail.com
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Ammon

The CURSE OF HIMSELF

SELF DESTRUCTING! Eddi Haskell seemed to be destined for his publicly made meltdown. His social career eventually stalled, due in no small part to his escalating binge to lie and creating a path of destruction to harm Innocent people. " I was really messed up" admits Eddi, "Everybody tried to get me to stop." an insider said. Still reeling from the sudden disappearance of his ex Javier Waydelich and later calling Javier's rl job threatening him and his place of employment, being involved in the club wars, insisting on ruining his ex Jake business, revealing rl nudes of Aiddyn McCullough another ex without consent and spreading around his rl health issues forcing him to eventually leave sl, confessing to creating a hate blog against Ammon Pera and Jason Feingold, threatening the staff of inV, threatening people with the rl police in sl, spreading numerous people's rl info and list continues and continues-Eddi hit rock bottom. Friends are very concerned and don't see him ever recovering from his own self destruction. FROM HIGH TIMES TO ROCK BOTTOM!

Javier created a 3rd life shortly after his mysterious disappearance to resume a happy sl without Eddi, Javier told inV earlier this month "Eddi drove me crazy and there was no other choice but for me to leave".