Hola mi sexy aguacates...(Its a fruits you know!)
De Word For today is....
Hunt.
Caza...Jagd....Chasse...Whatever you speaks it...it means de same
We Hunt for Fun..For de thrill of mebbe we finds something nice we no pays for with de linden dollars.
It is springs and is almost de Easters .. You sees I even wear my springs outfits..!
*slides one perfectecly manicured - dragon clawed hand along a curvaceous hip. Lime green mini skirt reaching.....almost there...as the bright festive pink leopard print tank top hugs my midriff right above the big purple Easter egg belly ring that shimmers with bling*..
Cheetah turns again so you can see her seriously envied behind
You likes?...I finds it in de hunts...
Hiissssssssssssssssssss Hissssssssssssssssss
Of course you no likes des......................it..is Shit!
Cheetah hunted in two of her favorite stores for 3 hours to find this ugly things..Des stores Usually charge between 500-1000L per dress. And dey reward us who shop there..with this shit?
Dont des designers knows that what dey give out in de hunts is what peoples remembers dem by? If you never came to dis stores before is yous going to go back...by judging what des horrible *gifts * are?
Your Cun*....has mades a lists for yous..anyone who has done de hunts will know it to be truths....but Cheetah hopes you designers will listen up and learn to quit giving de shits out just to get de traffic ins!
5 Tings You Knows you finds in every next great mindblowings, panty wettings *HUNT*
* 5. Belly rings dat is nada more than a circle prim and bling
* 4. LAG LAG LAG LAG (Did i says lag?) And More Lags!
* 3. BAD SHOES
* 2. De first crappy practice designs a designer can no sells
* 1. And de number uno ting you find in every hunt isssssssssssssssss
At least 10 Your-business-logo-here Tshirts , jeans, shorts, hats and everyting dey can possibly put dey name on..(as IF we ever would wears it on our sexy bodies?)
*Cheetah must give a spiteful Hisssssss at des horrible tings*
Nada we loves better all you big to do designers den spending 1 hour in de lag in you store to be given a * I Heart Clown Face Designs* Tshirt... or another * I cant make hair and have never tried til nows and i even give it to you in de worst possible color i can finds*..hairdo!
Oh Si..we run quick to buy de 1k dresses with dat gift!
Have some of de prides you big honcho stuff makers..yous is measured by whats the worlds sees you in. If I made bad ugly shits..I would no even wants the sexy peoples to even see it...sure would no be giving it to them as Giftssss*
With a gift alike these I see in all these hunts lately...I would rather just walk arounds as de ruth..
Ayeeeeeeeee papiiiii
Oh mi beautiful pinas...I hear you cries.. I hear you angers!..Your Cun* sees yous spending de hours tossing all des hunts tings in de trash..wasting even more of the boogie music dance time you coulds be having. Keeping only ones or two tings because dey was de nice tings.. (and Cheetah see you going to those stores and BUYING lots more). What..I hear so much..What?..
Another Lisssssst? (pronounced Leeeeest)
Oki OKi One mores..Cheetah needs to get the toenails bathed and de painted.
5 Tings You Can Do To Make De Next Big Shit Hunt ----Fun!!
**5. Take off yous hair and go in bikini or speedos so the lag does not kills you
**4. Make a news folders in de inventories call it.. * De 4 tings i keep from de 400 designer grid wide next shit hunt*
**3. Makes a gestures dat says.. *Quit asking me where the damned ting is find it youself lazy bitches* (works well for the Cun*)
*smiles sweetly*
**2. If the designer peoples let you build to open de gift..open it...especially if you have to find it
for 3 hours...if its shit...den leave it there as trash on der ground...Afteralls..Dey no care dey litter you inventory with de shit dey gives...Its only doing unto your neighbors as dey do unto yous..
**2. When you see de naked noob with his freebie pee pee out..walking arounds...(and you will)...give hims the name of someone you no like..and tell him dey a sex machine that needs his oil to make them purrrrrr
***1. De numbers uno ting you can do to have fun on a shit hunt wif yer amigos is....
Hunt with a small groups of peoples, den before moving to de next place, make each person in you group put someting on from the last gift..at de end..you have some crazy tings on..some great pictures...a sores belly from de laughings and it no hurt as much to dump 10 hours of shits in de trash..
*Cheetah takes a full bow for you sexy kumquats, then snaps her upper half back up, shakes her long luxurious raven hair to fall in place and gives you a full lip glossed bedroom look....as her long laquered dragon claw nails snap softly..just once ..upon the pads of her fingers*
(dat i calls de bends..and snaps- gets de mens every times !)
Now I must go..Cheetah be too long in de boxes here...I see 4 Easter hunts dat say they are great..best of in the wholeeeeeee worlds.....Who wants to go hunting wif de Cheetah? *
Besos Besos..Muah Muah...Cun* loves you all!
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Mary Mary takes a hard fall to barely stay in the Top 10 this week, while Brandy's "Long Distance" and Maroon 5's "Not Falling Apart" fall out of the Top 10 altogether. This week makes room for newcomers, Jipsta and The Pussycat Dolls.
