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Mrowlrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
*hisssss Hissssss * (pronounced Heeees Heees)
Hola my Sweet n sassy kumquats.. Cuntchitah is here for yous and does Chita have the dishy soaps for you!.. Ai Papiiiiiiiii..
I was at the Mr. Virtual World Preview yesterday. I zoomed in to see all the beefycakes that was suppose to bes the best beef in All of Sl and what does Chita see?...I sees ugly Mens.. I mean mens dat didint even have no bulge! Nada! Bad bad hair..lookie like a scarecrows from dat alice girl trampin over the rainbows. Skeeen? what deed the skeeen looks alike, Ms Chitahhh?..the skeeen look like dey all shop at Trolls R Us. Can Anyone say Biff..Brad and Benito?..
I say to my self..Chitah?..You means we must sits in dis huge ass theatre dat just smiles at you every time you enter with the sick threat of crashing...zoom in all the way til our sore little grafie cards smoke..just to see dis!..Is dees is da bestest of the SL..then take me to Cuba..Chitah rather look at the cucarachas..
Best of Second Life.....Blah......
I loves you alls my kumquats!...I is Chitah....da one u love to hate..and my claws ..dey is ready to cut...you up!!!...(and ill keep the dirty litter under them too!).But my besos, dey is much sweeter...
Muah!!!!
39 comments:
I laughed so hard reading this post. I thought the same thing.
Mr. Virtual Ugly!!
Vicious. People hate hearing the truth. Awsome opening post Cun*tcheetah. Huge fan of the daily.
This post is Garbage. It is Racist, elitist trash. You should be ashamed of yourself.
Gracias Gracias my sweet n sour poquito tamarinds.....
De truth hurts very much like a hard dull knife..but I does likes to cuts the skeens. I am yous truth cheetah...dey call me Cun*....*smiles sassily*
Ooo Oooo Ooooooooo Papiiiiiii have yous ever seens da tamarinds..dey look alike...uhhhhh tiny bulges...nada peee peees....uhh kind sof whats you call a..
.*taps my thick lip in thought*...
Peanut!!...Si Si..da Peanuts..
You... mi sexy amigos....get besos from the Cheetahs..
Muahs...X0X
I think I am in love with you Cunt. A woman with her own mind. I am looking forward to your post. You got my attention. HILARIOUS.
Racist.. I ran a races one time.. But I came in secon place acuz my stilletos tripped des kiddies on de way to de finish line....I am Spanish in de real life...and i speak like des...if you dun like it..have a coca cola and a smile and shut de fuc* up!
*with a flick of my wrist a beautiful red lace fan extends ..and my wrist begins to move fluidly*
Oh my now... de claws have started to get harder...and well at least dey are longer den the Mr Virtual World contestants bulges!.
Oh Si Si..now i makea myself a funny..
Besos...or Claws...which is you want?
"Trolls R us" LOL 2 funny... ㋡
LMAO. We all need to learn to laugh at ourselves. I'm Southern and I'll be the first to laugh at a good redneck joke. But I guess you can't have funny without someone going all PC. Y'all come back now y'hear?
I can't stop laughing. It's amazing how people continue with these lame boring look at me contests. Same boring Frolic Mills and judges rigging their friends to win. It not a secret. Mr. Virtuals should go to Frolic someone that lost his onw reality to a game. Look at me look at me because I am old fart in rl. The same people hiding the puter brainwashed into if there is such a thing as virtual pretty. SO Stupid.
DIE HARD SLERS that turned life into a virtual game. I laugh at these people everyday. Make you wonder how jacked up theese people are in their real lives.
Beauty contest are a joke. I am happy Miss spanish tell it like it is. Get ur head out of your avatars ass.
I thought the same thing disappointing as hell. UGG Men.
All my sexi sexu peoples...mi amigos...you too iz so sads...da mens dey no look good. Dey look alike....they all use de abyss skins..and da same shapes..des is fact..at least de half..had de abyss..
*Taps my crystal mojito glass with a knife softly*..
Ifs you wants to be a Bestest of Second Lives...and Bes a big models...buy des skeens from de abyss and make a shure it has des hairs on des chins..it makes yous look scruffier..Cheetah thinks dey need a good razor for da faces!
Mrowwwllllllll
*hisssssssss*
Besos and many sweet fruits to all of my sexi amigos!
You definetly made my Sunday Miss Cu*t. We were thinkin the same thing. Whatever your nationality is you have every right to your own opinions. Pours a mojito and reads this again before bedtime.
This cuntest is so Miss Frolic. Yawns.
A spanish ladies writes and it raciest. If suppose because I dislike white rice I am raciest. I hadn't gone to the show but I can imagine a bunch of ugly real life humans living out their dream of winning a vanity contest. (L)
With anything attached to Frolic Mills I would avoid. Last year I spend oodles of cash renting at his mall and no traffic or sales. The man is media and his mall traffic toilet. Goes to show you how many people read that magazine. High rent low traffic makes no sence to me. I quit lisening to him months ago.
Best of Second Life.....Blah......
so true
Does anyone read magazines or shops at malls? NO
We are asked to advertise magazine kisoks in our stores, eating out prims, while they charge 20k an ad. I don't even read mags that aren't online. I don't have a month to read something that has been repeated. Being a shop owner word of mouth is the best and magazines are throwing your linden away.
I agree malls are a huge waste 4 business. I prefer the main stores. I'm not even commenting on these stupid contests.
Frollic is need of human contact. All these drawn out for month contests. Muahaha when you start thinking the same old avies are hot you need a real man.
Contests, runway shows have all been over played. How much more can we take? God help us!
...inVd is a equal opportunity employer. Many people love the daily :). I hate to burst some of your little sl bubbles.
Ok back to tanning my fatt butt..lol
well said chica :) the man by the name of Frolic Mills is a sham. This contest is a cock and bull story yet again spun by the greatest media con artist in SL who has been reputed to have cheated many people out of project payments and builds and even stole their ideas but thats another story altogether.
The real story behind Mr Virtual World 2009 is the number of contestants who are related to the judges and organisers. Lovers, ex lovers, husbands, toy boys and any guy who would suck Frolic's c*&^. ewww if only they knew the old fag that he is.
and dear Frolic's editor notes this month in his April 2009 issue was ultimate pathetico. Seeing how he placed himself on a pedestal and faked modesty in his high and mighty wave of his limp wrist at other magazines just goes to show what a sore loser he is and how he is so very afraid. Frolic claims that he is not afraid and that his magazine is so great then why is he giving out a good chunk of his ads? Is his magazine as the best of SL as he thinks? I think not. His magazine has some of the worst layouts, shoddiest ads and omg does the Editor himself Mr Mills know how to spell or use a spellcheck in his own Editors notes? Best of SL pffft ...don't insult the best.
So please Frolic Mills spare us your pretentiousness. It really doesn't become the best that you claim to be .. only showing yourself up to be a sore loser and afraid. If you are indeed the best you need never have to attack other magazine :) thats just a desperate low blow in your Editor's Notes that can be devoted to more constructive use of space, time and energy. So don't insult others that they don't know how to use the search button and don't be sore if they do and do a better job than you. Peace!
I drank 2 glasses of wine laughing reading. Best of sl is right here. Bookmarked.
I never fancied the man. This blog cracks my ass up. G.J
Fantastic Plastic again? WHO CARES? If you do not have a personality, you have nothing. And by the way, if you cannot type as humans do, get out of SL. Go take a real shower and comb your hair. Sheesh, what a waste.
Do really people think it's difficult to look hot in second life. These people need a crazy doctor.
I entered for shits and giggles. I didn't make it to the top 25 and no skin of my avatars back. Someone said it was a rigged by Mr. Mills and Giancarlo Takacs and they know who the winner will be already. If your in it it has already been decided and being fooled.
Cun*cheetah where have you been all our lives. Are you a man or woman?
...sHE is a ?. I know some people would love to know who sHE is to target them but this round of writers will be be kept in complete privacy. It's sl and our writers gender isn't important to anyone.
My Darlings....
I am de enigmas...
*smiles softly as i gently trace my bright lemon patent leather prada bag.... metallic gold painted lady dragonclaw nails slowly skimming the handle*
I's , de cheetahs...will be covering another of de big events in de second lives heres manana.
Makes sures all my sweet las uvas tunes in to read de blogs here at InV..
De Cun*s claws is outs...and dey is longssssssssss...Who does I attacks manana?..
Come See
Muchas Besos Bebe's.
Gabby van Slander here, kids. I have to admit that I too am skeptical of any endeavor that has Frolic Mills name attached to, or associated with it. The man is a parasite, living off others' accomplishments and is good at only one thing. Promoting himself. He's better at that than even Martha Stewart.
LoL Hysterical!!!
Loving Ms C already, so bring it on. Great to come across a blogger who doesnt take themselves serious as the grave while battering us over the head with rants - and a blogger who, I think, is going to play with us. :)
Maybe in the grand old tradition of comediennes and impersonators throughout the ages, maybe writing as she speaks... but loving it!!! 10 Stars.
Not just an enigma, already a legend!
Viva Cuntchitah! Viva la revolucion!
Now there is the Magic Duo, Martha and Frolic. Could it be? OMG would that rock SL. Smug and the Lug. ROFL
Sitting here reading all of this reminds me of the funnies and the characters in them. All FAKES, how many do you really know in SL that are not? Nah, don't take your shoes off to count, ONE HAND is plenty. LOL LOL
once again this blog rag can't report on anything good. always trashing everyone except the ones in thier own little click.
and btw what respectable magazine would have a reporter named cunt,
reading its reports i was getting a head ack from this twinky eartha kitt wannabe drag queen
Claws at the de one with nada balls who posts as *anonymous*...
Im not Cuban..Guess again little gnat..I bet you are de one who owns de other bloggg ..wow you found me fast...is the other big bad blog looking to our little casa to find ideas for the newspaper his doggies pee pee on ?
Learn my names Mr Nada Balls..
I's Cun*cheetah... do you not no to spell? Hooked on de phonics works for me when I was first learning.
Eartha Kitt was a wonderful blacks woman ..I not blacks...but would of loved to have de Kitts bank accounts. Why you must makie funs of Eartha? Are you one that goes and throws his cancer stick cigarette butts on de ground or tosses his king size snicker wrappers out de windows as he drives in his 1980 dodge colt?
Hissssss Hisssssssssssssss
My Nails Slice you Virtually Nada Balls acuz you hide...like a stinker bug in de june grass!
...hehe cun*. Their second lives are their first. They can't wrap their minds around fantacy and reality. Wouldn't his daddy be proud. An a american who plays a gardener in his second life for a turd world county. "Plant those tulips" it's spring time. Live out your lack of real lives in sl because we will keep blogging you.
Blog me biotches give me free press. smootchies.
business is booming rawr in my first and second life no complaints from me but honesty.
Watch this contest will screw out the men next. It'll be an alt of a friend so they won't have to pay the prize.
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