Friday, March 6, 2009
BIG PAINE THEORY
BIG PAINE IN THE ASS! Syriana Paine is every club owners worst PAINE! She's got them speeding away like professional NASCAR drivers! Her delusional diva DJ attitude is leaving club owners small crowds these days with a big price. Pain's behind the scenes club politicking are biting her in the ass and leaving her DJ schedule with large gaps. "She was driving business away," #1 club owner said. "She is shelf ass" #2 club owner added. The truth is, she is making a lot of people uncomfortable who only want to have a good time. At inVd we hear she is being fired all over the place and more is on the way. She is "only nice for one thing, the Lindens", #3 club owner wanted to finally add. These days it looks like Paine has only lint and mints in her pixel purse.
This past month inVd had paid a noobie to go and tip 25L to Paine and she didn't even say thank you. He immediately asked her to play a song and she also didn't respond. We can only hope for next time.
Approved by 3 club owners before releasing.