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Some of you may know that recently, this individual added a "Pumpkin Patch" at the outskirts of his land, and has invited visitors to observe and enjoy the melons neatly cached within.
On Monday night, 10/6/2008, an "after hours" gathering was held among the pulchritudinous punkins, and this event, sprinkled liberally with plastic cups of various concoctions of dubious content and nature, resulted in an incident of debauchery unrivaled in Second Life, heretofore.
This malicious molester of melons, DJ Adham, has dragged the noble fruit of the ground-grown vine to the very depths of sin and self-abuse, as this photograph attests.
I have it on good authority that in RL, he also has been known to abuse certain members of the cucumber and zucchini family, as well, and his activities are being reported to the Vegan Center for the Prevention of Vegetable Vicissitudes, forthwith!Please, if you visit the Pumpkin Patch, treat these noble melons kindly, and walk with care among them, refraining from loud or boisterous behaviour until such time as they have fully recovered from Monday night's horrible example of Punkin Perversion.
To witness the aftermath of these unspeakable crimes, please visit the Blu Pumpkin Patch.
38 comments:
I always knew that guy was shady...now we have proof. And molesting melons! How dare he! I'm planning a punkin patch boycott!
Great post mtd, and honestly, it's a great pumpkin patch.
ROFLAMO :P
Why ya hatin'? Can't a man just love his gourd in peace? Even a squash deserves to know passion. Join the Man-Gourd Love Association and show the world that vegetables are not just food!
...so much fun as usual with Blu. My favorite part was the spirit guy floating around. I asked him if he was gay but no reply :((. I may go back tonight and ask the spirit again. I don't give up so easy on hot men lol.
Be responsible with your pumpkins and don't allow them to go out with strangers this Halloween.
Readers, I was there! Let me tell you the reallllllll story!
Reason Ammon want's to go back is because of what he's doing in that corn field!!
Let's just say DON'T EAT THE CORN!
Colt Parx ( hhah )
It's true I tell ya!
lol@don't eat the corn. God brings back the good old college days.
Cole, how can you support NAMGLA? It is a violation of vegetable rights. PUMPKIN LOVE IS WRONG!
HAHAHAH Dem!
Ammon tell the readers the truth now.. about the corn ! ROFL
Dem don't be closed minded. :P Viva la Calabaza!! Granted they aren't watermelons, but to each his own.
mmmmmmmmmmlove the word penetrates.
Sure, we open our minds to pumpkin penetration and what's next? Corn copulation? Lettuce love? Broccoli beaver bumping? It's got to stop somewhere. I say we draw the line now! Who's with me?
...LOL I plead the 5th on fruits and veggies. Some of you know my famous rl carrot story muah, the ones that haven't I will tell you later in here. What is a pumpkin anyway? A fruit or veggie.
Sorry, no Club War comments here. That's over and we're moving on.
Ammon so we can assume you have a food fetish? Readers wanna know!
A pumpkin has seeds, therefore it is a fruit (I think, I'll have to ask my 8yo, but I'm pretty sure that was the explanation as to why a tomato is a fruit)...As for Ammon's fetishes, I don't think we want to delve into those depths.
*shivers*
What joy, to know that all these pumpkins we're all molesting are, indeed, fruits! (Much more acceptable to molest another fruit than a vegetable, eh, Adham?)
XD
-mtd1952 Timeless
me/ munches popcorn
This is too funny. Where do I pay money to get a front seat for the whole season? :)
Oy, some people just can't let anything go. I can assure that neither Ammon nor I were contacted by LL, because we didn't do anything wrong. However, harassment in-world, use of copyrighted logos without permission on materials in-world and threats in-world are violations of the Second Life terms of service. This is the last that will be said on the matter.
locks up all my fruit and vegetables
...drum role please, my carrot story. My best friend rl (Andrew) likes carrots. When I say likes, I don't mean eating. Well anyway he found the perfect carrot ( long & smooth) lol. After each use he'd wash it and plastic wrap it. Then back in the frigge crisper for safe keeping. Well one day he came home from work he realized his favorite play carrot had vanished. Oh no!!! Apparently the housekeeper had eaten his carrot in a salad for her lunch. Well I guess moral of the story is that a carrot can fill both holes. So even though she cleans a mean floor she is forever nicknamed our carrot.
Have a great day and my advice is don't eat other peoples carrots.
Great site I learned it from boots beach as well. I need to check this pumpkin patch out.
LMAO at the carrot story - I bet that was the tastiest carrot she ever had! hahahhaha
LoL Penetrating news coverage Ammon. Had a look at The Great Pumpkin Patch, and it really does cover all your pumpkin needs for this Halloween.
Er... normal needs that is...
This is a great patch to get you in the mood, the mood for Halloween (you all have dirty minds. I love it.
Woot! I love the blog Ammon:0
I want to be in the mood with you Demerick, Ammon and mtd. Fabulous blog.
I heard about the blog tonight through a protest by Kane and I have to say this is an excellent publication. Forever a reader.
Fun place to go with your partner and pick out a pumpkin. Congratulations on the partnership Adham and Emery.
Penetrate me mtd. I miss seeing you at High Energy;(. A man after your pumpkins.
Dang, there's a man after my pumpkins, but he's anonymous!
Guess I'll have to roll me pumpkins around SL until he reveals himself, lol!
And to the sinister and crabby ones out there; go look at your stock portfolios... something there worth bitching about!
SL is a place for fun and frolic, last time I checked; and life, believe me, is shorter than you think... waste not another moment hating on each other, it's just not worth your time. Please, guys, lighten up and let's keep the club scene the "great escape" it's supposed to be, for everyone!
From the Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam:
"The Moving Finger writes: and, having writ,
Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit
Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line,
Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it."
-mtd1952 and his pumpkins
Penetrate me mtd. I miss seeing you at High Energy;(. A man after your pumpkins.
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Oh, bless! :)
Thank you mtd. And I agree about the stock portfolios. We're trying to keep this post fun. Sorry that one slipped through. Good luck finding the mystery man after your pumpkins. :)
Ammon are you shitting your pants yet?
...oh Jesus. Now when I hear the word pumpkin I will be thinking of mtd's pumpkins. mmmmmmmm. The word now forever changed definition. WTF (way to funny). LOL Jade is going to be jealous. hehe
mtd is still looking for the man after his pumpkins from what I've heard...
Right you are, DeM! And now, I'm walking around SL with a pair of nice pumpkins attached to my, erm, derriere... the anonymous pumpkin-admirer better speak up! As the song goes, Be careful what ya ask for, ya just might get it, ya just might get it, hoooooo!
XD
...ok here is the deal. To the person wanting mtd's pumpkins please come forward. If not I am going to claim them. hehe.
Why not I already own a person I might as well own mtd's pumpkins.
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