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Monday, August 11, 2008

When do milk jugs become barrels in sl or rl?



Throughout history the breast has been a symbol of life, of motherhood, of femininity and of course of college co-eds who had one too many coronas during spring break in Florida. In RL it seems this grand symbol has become little more than something for a man to rub his face in and blow his lips like a blathering idiot. And along with the fall of Rome, so too the mighty breast has taken a dive as women seek to inflate their value by hedging their bets on the saline market.

Don't get me wrong I have a few shares in that market and was happy to take them out for spin when I got pulled over a few weeks ago by this charming lesbian police officer. Thanks heaven for microfabrics and nipple erections. In SL, breast augmentation is far simpler and less painful endeavor. As a result the extremes are no less drastic in our digital world. But finding the above photos made me wonder..when do milk jugs become barrels and what do guys really like (of course for those that do in the first place. lol.)?
written by: Edith Uborstein

22 comments:

Ammon Pera said...

...is this Mariah Carey. LOL Have you been drinking again?

Ammon Pera said...

...actually this is Edith rl boys. :))) xoxo Edith welcome back.

Anonymous said...

What can I say, but... ROFLMAO!!!

Anonymous said...

I don't think Edith ever stops drinking. Welcome back

Anonymous said...

I'm laughing so hard and a Mcdonalds in the background.

Anonymous said...

Is the big rl breast lady in Daytona beach? Looks familiar. LMFAO

Anonymous said...

All that comes to mid is her trying to drive a car. Huggies Edith

Anonymous said...

I'm a straight dude but I'm thinking of going gay after seeing these jugs.

Anonymous said...

Now I know why silicone is illegal. This girl needs to toss her gas station sunglasses out and burn thoses rags. so funny

Anonymous said...

I'm a gay dude but I'm thinking of going straight after seeing these jugs.

Anonymous said...

O
M
G
hahahahah

Anonymous said...

More than a mouthful is such a waste. Now if on a ship in the middle of an ocean, they just might come in handy if they float.

Anonymous said...

My belly hurts laughing.

Anonymous said...

Like with anything in rl or sl people think big is better. Even in sl anything out of porportion with your av looks funny. Unless you want to look like a freak or cause attention sl or rl keep it within reason. LOL this picture is going to remain in my head a very long time. Welcome back Edith.

Anonymous said...

Oh geees. This rl woman looks like she had way to many turns in the barn. jajajaj

DeMerick Creeley said...

How does she stay upright?

Adian Brouwer said...

From an engineering standpoint, that Bra is not structurally feasible. A concrete foundation and underpinnings are definitely needed. ^;^

DeMerick Creeley said...

From an engineering standpoint that woman is not structurally feasible.

Anonymous said...

Got milk?

Ammon Pera said...

...talk about getting stares in public. YIKES.

Anonymous said...

lol Ammon

Anonymous said...

LOL Adian and Demmy, I imagine the minds attached to juggs like these a far more concerned with the structural integrity of the pole they're hanging off of...and LMAO to Ammon. I actually just photoshopped your ass onto her chest. Just kidding. Hugs!!